We were in Key West. We walked right into a bar that didn’t check I.D.s and I had a little too much to drink. “Isn’t Caitlin beautiful?” I said. “Almost makes you forget how fat and ugly she was a few months ago.”
“Show them your tits, Cat” I had yelled. “Don’t you ever sit when I say stand!” I told her…
They were playing “Friends in Low Places” when the manager finally threw us out.
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